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Blake Stuck

Just a dude farting around on the internet, trying to do everything under the sun.

Published Work

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, so Help Me God

Published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, so Help Me God

Read live by Rick Holmes at the UCB-theatre in Los Angeles for the Reading Aloud Podcast.

Blake Stuck

Drop me a line by e-mail at bl@kestuck.com or through the form below.